We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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