when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
