What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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