My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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