Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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