You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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