i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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