I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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