Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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