Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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