DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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