We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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