Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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