so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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