He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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