people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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