i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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