imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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