Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
