Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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