I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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