Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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