He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
