I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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