Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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