need another drink. this is the easiest way
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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