im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's shark week go big or go home
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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