come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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