I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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