Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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