Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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