How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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