k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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