sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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