In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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