just tell him i said nine months
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I didn't notice because vodka
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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