It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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