i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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