Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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