um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
