he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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