spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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