About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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