At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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