In the future we'll all be gay
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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