is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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