Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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