That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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