whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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