There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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